the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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