Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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