whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
