Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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