If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We just shotgunned beers for America
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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