worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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