from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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