i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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