Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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