so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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