is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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