dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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