So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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