Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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