so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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