I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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