You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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