plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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