either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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