At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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