I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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