I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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