How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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