so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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