sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Randomize
