Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My bed smells like the plague
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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