Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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