pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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