I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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