i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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