Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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