About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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