its not stalking. its research.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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