Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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