The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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