I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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