What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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