My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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