I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
