I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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