i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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