Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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