When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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