she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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