New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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