It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
