i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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