it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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