I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He better not be in your backpack
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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