AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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