is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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