About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We are two peas in an std pod
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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