Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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